The “Clownado” Movie (I Can’t Handle it)

A view from behind a clown looking out at a storm

“Clownado” is the perfect storm of tornado, clown, and low-budget madness. A huge storm rolls in, bringing with it killer, sadistic clowns. It’s unclear whether the clowns come from the tornado or harness its power to kill helpless people…

Movie Reviews, Uncategorized

The Unfuckening (Re-Watching “The Matrix”)

The Matrix quote with Trinity, Neo, and Morpheus standing in front of a wall of code

I’m in my mid(ish)-30’s. Trying to remember the plot of “The Matrix” was harder than my figuring out how to do a cat eye with an eyeliner back then (HOT TIP – it doesn’t work with a pencil eyeliner so don’t even try). What I CAN remember from my first go at watching this movie …


Hangovers, AM I RIGHT?

Black and white picture of a child walking down a cobblestone street drinking

LADIES??? AND/OR GENTS??? OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE REFERRED TO AS??? Hangover, AM I RIGHT? They suck the life right out of you. Sure, you may have had fun the night before. But you have to remember, you did this to yourself; you’re no longer 20 years old, you have adult responsibilities, and you …

Horror Movies, Movie Reviews

The Worst Horror Movie Ever?

I watched “Night of Something Strange” the other night. I can confidently say it was terrible. Yes, it was low budget. Yes, the acting (?) was atrocious. Yes, the effects make you want to cry (for a multitude of reasons). But the zombie rape scenes were what really took the cake…